Pakistan should conduct nuclear tests on the Siachen Glacier, Its a disputed area and Pakistan should conduct nuclear tests on Siachen after having Informed the Hindus/Indians of its intentions, Indians will have to come down from the heights to India proper to save themselves, The area is legally disputed and It would make the ideal nuclear test site. No one can prevent Pakistan from conducting nuclear tests in the area.

This is the song that should be played when PAF C-130 drops atom bombs on Siachen

and that will bring all the radioactivity into Pakistan rivers.Janab siachin glacier feed water to most of kashmir rivers.

Didnt the Hindus try to divert the rivers?

We need to have an all or nothing attitude!

lol ... I dont think you quite realize what you have said. The blast will destory the entire ecological cycle not to mention the long term effects.

The only long-term effects will be Hindus cant step foot on Siachen without dying of radiation poisioing!

I long advocated that Pakistan implement salt water desalinization plants along its 1000km coast which is not being held hostage by Hindus.

Yes sea water can really be turned into drinking water! OMFG

its time for you to change your nick from captain bribes to Major nuts. :)

major nuts

Aye Major Nuts!

Yes.

LOL Major Nuts!!! But bhai what would say to the population of Kashmir when the effects of an Abomb will cause an earthquake????

Bro I love your jazba, but like Sobank said you are bordering on the nuts when it coming out with such things.

oh bhai paani shaani pee thunda ho kya hogya hai tujhey u need to sit down a little dude, you do not go around nuking glaciers lol possibly one of the most bizarre rants ive come across on this forum haha !!

ur majorly nuts dude

Wow what an insane idea..............

GO Captain Go

BanD Baja Do Bandar Ki Aulad ki

INSTEAD CONDUCTING THE TEST, Pakistan SHOULD FIND THE WAY TO TAKE BACK THE LOST TERRITORY ON SIACHEN.

I dont think so Sobank. Pakistan should nuke the glacier, provided Captain bribes moves his family and himself to a river that is just downstream of the glacier. Lets see if he can come up with more radical ideas then.

Well thats the idea by testing nuclear weapons on the glacier.

If we showed abit of back-bone it would pay dividends.

Drop nuclear bombs on the Siachen glacier and see how the Hindus retreat and dont step foot on it again. Also nuclear testing is needed anyway.

well you cant say the idea isnt entertaining ;). Captain sahab ap kahin ghadafi kay rishtidar to nahi hain. just kidding.

Nuking Siachen. Sigh.

There will be a tsunami in Pakistan if that happens.

Captain sahib ko taraqi do yaar, needs to be the commanding officer of our army.......

wth is this??? why has this not been moved yet?

forget major nuts. we are talking colonel cuckoo here!

see what happens if you play to much command and conquer on your computer you come out with dam right ridiculous stuff like this. you must be drinking your rooh afzah neat if thats the best idea you can come up with to vacate the glacier

Hold on. lets hear the guy in detail first.

captain bribes tell me what exactly are you going to accomplish from this. why should india be afraid of Pakistan blowing up siachin?

Im simply saying that Pakistan needs to carry out nuclear tests anyway, Best area to conduct nuclear testing is siachen. Its uninhabited, Its disputed territory, and its far away from population areas.

All we need to do is tell the Hindus that we will be conducting nuclear testing on the glacier and that they should come down from the glacier or even better stay. As for flooding caused by using nuclear weapons on the glacier, Perhaps an underground nuclear test on siachen would be better than a surface or atmospheric test.

Regards.

^Yaar honestly appreciate your patriotism and indeed we will fight bhindianz on every front (as we have been doing since 1947)

Par yaar thandi kar kay khao ...

This thread deserves a place in PDF hall of fame...

Agreed with Pak Eye. I laud your sincerity but is there any way I can talk you out of blowing up siachin with an A bomb? Its not exactly an errr...... ideal solution.

I second that motion !!

lol what was to happen if someone with this meter mindset was to be incharge of Pakistan or indeed any countries nukes :-)

I triple this motion!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, just a coincidental story of my childhood: We were coming home to Karachi from Chaklala in a C-130 when I was like 5 years old, and one of the engines failed, so the Pilots put on INDIAN filmy songs the rest of the way to cover the loud noise coming out of the engine...

Just goes to show that there's NO blind hatered in a professional officer/pilot. They are our enemies for a reason: Kashmir. But if we resolve that issue, there's no reason why we cannot be friendly with India. We dont hate Indians, its the Indian government's policies. Keep that in your mind kids.

haha, that was hella funny. How the hell did you get rides in miliraty aircraft when you were young? Must be pretty well connected eh?

We got some funny people on this forum :D

My Dad was a pilot in PAF. I think its pretty common amongst PAF officers to be able to hitch rides for hella cheap IF there is space available. I remember we used to come to Karachi every Eid in a C-130 when my Dad was posted at the JCSC in Pindi. I even remember "Flying" a C-130 once when I was a kid. The pilot was a friend of my Dad and when I was checking out the cockpit inflight, he asked me if I wanted to "fly" the plane. I sat in his lap for like a minute and just held the stick.

yup. it is possible and yes you have to have some connections. I personally have been to tank testing and practice. sat in one and hell drove one too. They used to do it at Tilla jogian shooting range. You know the place from where we fired the first missile test (people in jhelum just ignored the missile smoke as a plane :) ). Even more ironic fact: Tilla Jogian is the place where Ranjha went to get some peace and became jogi.

anyway dig around and you will get lots of stories like that.

anyway serious talk now.



The nuke tester all over the world believe that the only testing place is the one far away from human reach i.e. nothing from there can reach human by way of vegetables, crops, food, water or raw materials.

Now I want you to read these sentences "The glacier's melting waters are the main source of the Nubra River in Indian controlled Ladakh, which drains into the Shyok River. The Shyok in turn joins the Indus River, thus the glacier is a major source of the river Indus".



yeah well guess what is the biggest water resource of Pakistan?

All we need to do is tell the Hindus that we will be conducting nuclear testing on the glacier and that they should come down from the glacier or even better stay. As for flooding caused by using nuclear weapons on the glacier, Perhaps an underground nuclear test on siachen would be better than a surface or atmospheric test. Regards.

First of all they are standing above us. water goes down not up.
secondly its Siachin where life expectancy out in cold goes down by the minute. Its not callifornia beach where you can just sit and relax in sunlight. I am guessing you never really spent time in -30. and i mean day after day -30 and when you start getting frost bites. Give you example. here is a line from toronto news:

"Nighttime temperatres will plummet to -18C or zero on the old scale, with dangerous wind chill values closing in on -30C. At that rate exposed skin can freeze within about 10 minutes."

above is talking about -18. In siachin its -50 and its damn windy. So you want to digg through 10 meter of snow which fell just last year. Do you know how much snow that is? Lets put things in perspective. you live in UK. I am guessing somewhre in london maybe. so all that snow this year was 20 cm. now imagine a one year accumulation of snow 50 times more than that. Now by some weired luck you are able to do that in + -50 you still have to go through glacier before you reach solid earth.

Now imagine the costs, health and people we are under serious test. Now tell me, would it be worth doing it? wouldnt it be cheaper just higher somebody with that much money to p|ss india off rather than screwing up your power supply. hey you can even higher chris rock to do stand up comedy on explaiinin hindus are ugly.

The main aim is to retreat the Indians from Siachen. Now if Pakistan could bluff about carrying out a test there, which might result in Indian withdrawl then it might just work. lol ... but yeah an acutal test in that area is beyond imagination.

Can we have a jokes and humour section?

was that supposed to be a joke ........ i mean do you want war ... although i do want .... but still Pakistan knows Pakistan might be in trouble bcuz world will make noise regarding global warming .... and that is a big issue as it was a big dramma played in last meeting of global warming.... so we need to think by our mind rather thinking by heart.
if you want india to retreat simply attack india .... and i bet Pakistan would win INSHALLAH ... bcuz we are soilders to ALLAH .......we have to answer HIM...but we should care for humanity aswell .... and it will cause deep trouble for human all over the world