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[suryakiran]

U.S. Military Desperate To Be Handed Just One Solid War It Can Knock Out Of The Park


ARLINGTON, VA—Reportedly fed up with complicated and protracted operations overseas, top Pentagon officials acknowledged this week they were desperate to be given just one straightforward, no-nonsense military engagement they could really knock out of the park.
"Given all these messy, ambiguous conflicts we've been fighting against enemies you can't even put your finger on, what we could really use right now is a plain old war against a clear-cut bad guy employing conventional tactics and weaponry," said Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. "No roadside bombs or plainclothes militants hiding out among innocent civilians—just a fair fight where two sides shoot at each other and someone wins. That's it."


http://www.theonion....ne-solid,27770/

P.S : The above article is a satirical piece from the onion

[BaburMissile]

You got to be kidding me, right?

[suryakiran]

BaburMissile, on 04 April 2012 - 10:58 AM, said:

You got to be kidding me, right?

Its from theonion.

cheers

[platinum786]

A sattirical peice from the onion, closing down the topic, unless you meant it as a satirical peice rather than a serious discussion.

[platinum786]

Unlocking as it was intended to be a satirrical piece.