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[safdar]

Drunk Serbian man kills hammer-head shark with his butt
That's because he landed on a shark, Register informs.

Nah. Why is it that I don’t really believe this story? Maybe because the Egyptians have been killing those sharks the minute they spot one.

Not in my vocabulary....shark!

Die! Die like a cod. Coz me wan to taste you’re meat as well!

[Khalqat]

Well, I think sharks are demonized a little too much as a predator. For all the shark attacks, most of them could have been prevented.

[Bilal]

The conspiracy of grober warning!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc2ygb_cwQY

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

Bilawal Bhutto Ki Deewani MUST WATCH Girl asking out Bilawala on TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO6XJGj9a8g...feature=related

- a clip of from the living edge with waqar zaka

[Khalqat]

Picture of the month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Could very well be picture of year 2010!

[Ababeel]

Pakistani Dulhe ki SHAMAT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsXxHvL4ePQ

[Tipu-786]

Check this out  ..........   Fake molvi   and his kartoots   LMAO

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheMOHRASHARIF

[Tipu-786]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8KbPqtiVps...layer_embedded#!

[Felicius]

Driving in Winter http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/icy-hi...=en-ca-infopane

[Khalqat]

HAAN, HAAN. AAJ KAL KI MANDI MEIN AALOO BOHAT ACHA AYA HOA HAI!!!

[SKL]

Lamborghini of Pakistan  

Ride satisfaction guaranteed! No worries :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfz1DWuUxc...feature=related

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

This is just not about Islamabad.
Well all of us know, what it's about.
This is our way to deliver message...
May be you like it or not.. it's on you.
All we know is that we will never stop teasing you
Muhahaha.


Funny Islamabad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhRDBCzzYTY



Bank ATM Robbery in Islamabad Pakistan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnm19jJlMVM...feature=related


ATM robbery, gulshn e iqbal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iHQESTuKks...feature=related


Peace

[Pak-Eye]

Top 10 Crosswind landings

[Tipu-786]

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

Hillary Clinton Falls While Boarding Plane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suTm60alj44


Hillary Clinton face plants while boarding plane. CNN's Jeanne Moos reports on some "nice trips."
http://www.casttv.com/ext/9ysebbk


LOL

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

Sohail Ahmed, Azizi - at PTV Awards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjJ2Mf5W4hg...feature=related

HQ-video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIf4P1_6hmg...feature=related




Peace :-)

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

Old PTV Ads so nostalgic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsEN1-ggFZY


Peace

[Jazba-e-Kashmir]

jazz add, funny must see !!!

With khusrays!! Even a khusra waseem akram-look a like!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JiKC9intxk...feature=related

[sobank]

hahahahahahah awessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssome

[Felicius]

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.  The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold.. And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .  It was a day trip (no overnight).  They were strangers, after all, and had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.  They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!  Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.  Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.  In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.  All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.  As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.  It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!  He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.  She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!  Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down.

Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. '  And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

[ali23]

kinds of poop

    GHOST POOP: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.

    CLEAN POOP: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

    WET POOP: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

    SECOND WAVE POOP: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.

    POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOP: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

    LINCOLN LOG POOP: The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

    GASSY POOP: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

    DRINKER'S POOP: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

    CORN POOP: Self explanatory.

    GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOP POOP: The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

    SPINAL TAP POOP: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

    WET CHEEKS POOP (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

    THE DANGLING POOP: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poop-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    THE SURPRISE POOP: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!

[cheif No 1]

Black Rice  Asli Sikander

Great Article on Hazrat Omer Farooq R.A.

[haroons222]

Only an Arab will do this:RESPECT.Although i hate animal captivity, this was just FUNNY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN7cJB6VnCk&NR=1

[GreenBeret]

Well, I think sharks are demonized a little too much as a predator. For all the shark attacks, most of them could have been prevented.

There are many many breeds of sharks, 50+ i think and only 10 are dangerous.

[SKL]

Karachi Police riding amazing  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sE3DeQ0Sw

[Bilal]

Saudis are crazy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTgHlIuFofU...player_embedded

[sobank]

Pak-eye posted this pic in a thread. Though he was pointing out toilet issue in india, I found something funnier in this pic
Look at the situation and writings around................... maybe you could figure out the fail in it too :)

[sobank]

Saudis are crazy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTgHlIuFofU...player_embedded

well we dont give enough credit to saudi people.......... some of these stunts require real balls.

[sobank]

Design fail

I like to know that wtf the designer was thinking.

[Pikes]

Watch these Ads. You might have seen them earlier anyway watch again

VW V-Dub unpimp your auto german ads (peter stormare)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgEvy60bZYI...feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfWScRkqqRo...feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuC6jeKjTdg...feature=channel

[Pak-Eye]

Saudis are crazy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTgHlIuFofU...player_embedded

More crazy would be 'Saudi Drift'; check it out on youtube ... pure insanity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjGmXtp4d5c...feature=related

[Pak-Eye]

Hosni Mubarak: just why?

http://cutt.us/rc8

[sobank]

Hey #### happens............. just ask this f-16 pilot
http://gizmodo.com/5752983/this-is-what-ha...ose-to-a-bomber

[Gallant]

^^ LoL too comial. Looks like a ChingChee flip over  

[Memphis]

^^ LoL too comial. Looks like a ChingChee flip over  

ahahahaha!!!  

Good one sobank

[abdulsidd]

An-Nuayman ibn Amr

In spite of the fact that he fought in the battles of Badr, Uhud, Khandaq and other major encounters, an-Nuayman remained a light-hearted person who was quick at repartee and who loved to play practical jokes on others.

He belonged to the Banu an-Najjar of Madinah and he was among the early Muslims of the city. He was one of those who pledged allegiance to the Prophet at the Second Pledge of Aqabah. He established links with the Quraysh when he married the sister of Abdur Rahman ibn Awf and later Umm Kulthum the daughter of Uqbah ibn Mu'ayt. She had obtained a divorce from her husband az-Zubayr ibn al-Awwam on account of his harshness and severity.

Unfortunately for a time an-Nuayman became addicted to alcohol. He was caught drinking and the Prophet had him flogged. He was caught a second time and then he had him flogged again. Because he still did not give up the habit, the Prophet ordered that he be flogged with shoes. When all this did not persuade him to stop drinking, the Prophet finally said: "If he goes back (to drinking) then kill him."

This was a severe Pronouncement and Umayr, one of the companions of the Prophet, understood from it that should he return to the drinking of alcohol, an-Nuayman would go outside the pale of Islam and deserve death. Umayr gave vent to his anger and disgust by saying: "La 'nat Allah alayhi - may God's curse be on him."

The Prophet heard Umayr's imprecation and said: "No, no, don't do (such a thing). Indeed he loves God and His Apostle. The major sin (as this) does not put one outside the community and the mercy of God is close to the believers."

While being firm, the Prophet still held out hope for an-Nuayman's reform especially on account of his past sacrifices as a veteran of Badr. Because he was not someone who went out of his way to conceal his actions, it was easier for him to acknowledge his crimes and repent and seek forgiveness from God. This he did and he won the favor of the Prophet and his companions who enjoyed his pleasantries and his infectious laughter.

Once an-Nuayman went to the suq and saw some food being sold which appeared to be tasty and delightful. He ordered some and sent it to the Prophet as if it were a gift from him. The Prophet was delighted with the food and he and his family ate of it. The vendor of the food then came to an-Nuayman to collect the price of it and an-Nuayman said to him: "Go to the Messenger of God it was for him. He and his family ate it."

The vendor went to the Prophet who in turn asked an-Nuayman: "Didn't you give it to me?" "Yes," said an-Nuayman. "I thought you would like it and I wanted you to eat some of it so I had it presented to you. But I don't have any dirhams to pay the vendor for it. So, pay, O Messenger of God!"

The Prophet had a good laugh and so did his companions. The laugh was at his expense, literally, for he had to pay the price of the unsolicited gift. An-Nuayman felt that two benefits came out of the incident: the Prophet and his family ate food that they enjoyed and the Muslims had a good laugh.

Once Abu Bakr and some companions went on a trading expedition to Busra. Various people on the trip were given fixed duties. Suwaybit ibn Harmalah was made responsible for food and provisions. An-Nuayman was one of the group and on the way he became hungry and asked Suwaybit for some food. Suwaybit refused and an-Nuayman said to him:

"Do you know what I would yet do with you?" and went on to warn and threaten him but still Suwaybit refused. An-Nuayman then went to a group of Arabs in the suq and said to them: "Would you like to have a strong and sturdy slave whom I can sell to you." They said yes and an-Nuayman went on: "He has got a ready tongue and is very articulate. He would resist you and say: 'I am free.' But don't listen

to him"

The men paid the price of the slave - ten qala'is (pieces of gold) and an-Nuayman accepted it and appeared to complete the transaction with business-like efficiency. The buyers accompanied him to fetch theft purchase. Pointing to Suwaybit, he said: "This is the slave whom I sold to you."

The men took hold of Suwaybit and he shouted for dear life and freedom. "I am free. I am Suwaybit ibn Harmalah..."

But they paid no attention to him and dragged him off by the neck as they would have done with any slave.

All the while, an-Nuayman did not laugh or batter an eyelid. He remained completely calm and serious while Suwaybit continued to protest bitterly. Suwaybit's fellow travellers, realizing what was happening, rushed to fetch Abu Bakr, the leader of the caravan, who came running as fast as he could. He explained to the purchasers what had happened and so they released Suwaybit and had their money returned. Abu Bakr then laughed heartily and so did Suwaybit and an-Nuayman. Back in Madinah, when the episode was recounted to the Prophet and his companions, they all laughed even more.

A man once came to the Prophet on a delegation and tethered his camel at the door of the Masjid. The Sahabah noticed that the camel had a large fat hump and their appetite for succulent tasty meat was stimulated. They turned to Nuayman and asked: "Would you deal with this camel?"

An-Nuayman understood what they meant. He got up and slaughtered the camel. The nomad Arab came out and realized what had happened when he saw people grilling, sharing out and eating meat. He shouted in distress: "Waa 'aqraah! Waa Naqataah! (O my camel!)"

The Prophet heard the commotion and came out. He learnt from the Sahabah what had happened and began searching for an-Nuayman but did not find him. Afraid of being blamed and punished, an-Nuayman had fled. The Prophet then followed his footprints. These led to a garden belonging to Danbaah the daughter of az-Zubayr, a cousin of the Prophet. He asked the companions where an-Nuayman was. Pointing to a nearby ditch, they said loudly so as not to alert an-Nuayman: "We haven't found him, O Messenger of God." An-Nuayman was found in the ditch covered with palm branches and leaves and emerged with dirt on his head, beard and face. He stood in the presence of the Prophet who took him by the head and dusted the dirt from his face while he chuckled with laughter. The companions joined in the mirth. The Prophet paid the price of the camel to its owner and they all joined in the feast.

The Prophet obviously regarded an-Nuayman's pranks for what they were light-hearted sallies that were meant to create some relief and laughter. The religion of Islam does not require people to disdain seemly laughter and levity and remain perpetually gloomy. An appropriate sense of humor is often a saving grace.

An-Nuayman lived on after the Prophet and continued to enjoy the affection of Muslims. But did he put an end to his laughter? During the caliphate of Uthman, a group of Sahabah were sitting in the Masjid. They saw Makhramah ibn Nawfal, an old man who was about one hundred and fifteen years old and obviously rather senile. He was related to the sister of Abdur-Rahman ibn Awf, who was a wife of an-Nuayman.

Makhramah was blind. He was so weak that he could hardly move from his place in the Masjid. He got up to urinate and might have done so in the Masjid. But the companions shouted at him to prevent him from doing so.. An-Nuayman got up and went to take him to another place, as he was instructed. What is this other place that an-Nuayman took him to? In fact he took him only a short distance away from where he was sitting at first and sat him down.

The place was still in the Masjid!

People shouted at Makhramah and made him get up again all in a frenzy. The poor old man was distressed and said: "Who has done this?" "An-Nuayman ibn Amr," he was told.

The old man swore and announced that he would bash an-Nuayman on the head with his stick if he should meet him.

An-Nuayman left and returned. He was up to some prank of his again. He saw Uthman ibn Allan, the Amir al-Muminim, performing Salat in the Masjid. Uthman was never distracted when he stood for Prayer. An-Nuayman also saw Makhramah. He went up to him and in a changed voice said: "Do you want to get at an-Nuayman?"

The old man remembered what an-Nuayman had done. He remembered his vow and shouted: "Yes, where is he?" An-Nuayman took him by the hand and led him to the place where the Khalifah Uthman stood and said to him: "Here he is!"

The old man raised his staff and bashed the head of

Uthman. Blood flowed and the people shouted: "It's the Amir al-Muminin!"

The dragged Makhramah away and some people set out to get an-Nuayman but Uthman restrained them and asked them to leave him alone. In spite of the blows he had suffered, he was still able to laugh at the deeds of an-Nuayman.

An-Nuayman lived up to the time of Muawiyah when fitnah saddened him and discord filled him with anguish. He lost his levity and laughed no more.

[cheif No 1]

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminaron the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "Howmany people here believe in ghosts?"About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you'veever seen a ghost?"About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm reallyglad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to aghost?"About 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Hasanyone here ever touched a ghost?"Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me askyou one question further... Have any of you ever made love to aghost?"One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished.He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all theyears I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to havehad sex with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us aboutyour experience."The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nodand begins to make his way up to the podium. The professorsays, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."The student stops mid-aisle and stammers, "Ghost?!? I thought yousaid 'goats!'"

[Skull-Buster]

Whats Your Plan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4zMmAOKoxE

[Simpleton]

Whats Your Plan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4zMmAOKoxE

Very funny.

[Simpleton]

A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminaron the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "Howmany people here believe in ghosts?"About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start.Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you'veever seen a ghost?"About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm reallyglad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to aghost?"About 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Hasanyone here ever touched a ghost?"Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me askyou one question further... Have any of you ever made love to aghost?"One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished.He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all theyears I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to havehad sex with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us aboutyour experience."The redneck student (remember, this is Alabama) replies with a nodand begins to make his way up to the podium. The professorsays, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."The student stops mid-aisle and stammers, "Ghost?!? I thought yousaid 'goats!'"

loved it...not in the same sense as the redneck